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Swoop Bags
Catch it mid-air. Never touch poop again.
- Eco-friendly biodegradable material
- Drawstring seal — no contact, no smell
- Sized to fit the Swoop catcher ring
- Subscribe & save on every delivery
6 weeks supply
90 Bags
12 weeks supply
180 Bags
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Are Swoop Bags biodegradable?
Yes. We had to. Otherwise Greta would storm our HQ screaming "HOW DARE YOU?!"
Are they leak-proof?
No. Swoop Bags are engineered for a secure fit on the ring and consistently clean catches. Regular bags won't work… Ok fine. It's also to make more money. Inflation's been crazy lately.
Can I use regular poop bags instead?
No. Swoop Bags are engineered for a secure fit on the ring and consistently clean catches. Regular bags won't work… Ok fine. It's also to make more money. Inflation's been crazy lately.
What happens when I run out of bags?
You buy more. Duh. Grab refills anytime on the website, or subscribe so you're never caught bagless!
Mid-Air catch
Illuminates the shit
Clips to your hip
40 Bags included
WE MADE HANDLING LITERAL SHIT, LIKE, RIDICULOUSLY CLEAN.
Feeling warm poop through a bag used to be a whole thing. Not anymore.
- NO BENDING.
- NO CONTACT.
- NO SMELL.
How To Swoop
WRAP THE BAG AROUND THE RING
Slide the hole through the ring until it's fully covered and snug
EXTEND THE HANDLE (OR DON'T)
Your call — close combat or long-range interception.
CATCH THE TURD
This is the moment you become a Swooper.
PULL THE DRAWSTRING TO SEAL
Pull anti-clockwise to remove the bag. Pull again to seal it.
HANDS-FREE CLIP
+ FLASHLIGHT INCLUDED!
Freedom on your hip. Power in your hand.
HANDS-FREE HIP CLIP
So you're not walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot.
BUILT-IN FLASHLIGHT
For lighting buttholes in the dark.
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Why Swoop?
Why the f*ck do we do this?
Your dog drops a turd… and your first instinct is to go grab it with your hand.
We all know the feeling
The SECOND your dog poops, suddenly the whole neighbourhood appears… and Karen’s watching your every move making sure you pick up every last microscopic drop like it’s a federal investigation.
Not to mention the biohazard situation.
- E. coli
- Salmonella
- Giardia
- Roundworms
So let me get this straight…
We wait for poop to hit the ground… just so we can pick it up again?
That’s like missing the toilet on purpose.
Now explain THIS one to me.
How exactly are you supposed to pick up liquid dog poop off the sidewalk?
Or you could just... Catch it
Because preventing the mess beats dealing with it afterward.
How To Pick Up Dog Poop
One way is gross. The other way is Swoop.
OLD Method
The Hard Way
- Psychologically prepare yourself
- Avoid eye contact with passers by
- Bend down like a peasant
- Feel the warm texture through the bag
- Get way closer to bacteria than you should ever be
- Try not to gag
- Spend 30 seconds tying a knot that refuses to cooperate
- Wash hands aggressively
The Smart Way
- Catch it mid-air
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Any Shitty Questions?
What is a Swoop?
Swoop is the hands-free dog poop catcher that lets you catch it mid-air! No bending like a peasant, no stains left behind, zero hand-to-turd contact. Every order comes with 1x Swoop Catcher + 40x Swoop Bags. Don't scoop it, Swoop it.
How does the Swoop Catcher work?
Four moves: wrap a Swoop Bag around the ring, extend the handle (or don't — close combat or long-range interception), catch the turd mid-drop, then pull the drawstring to seal. That's the moment you become a Swooper.
Is it suitable for all dog sizes?
Yes! From Chihuahua to Great Dane. We've got video proof of a Great Dane being Swooped on our Instagram. If that doesn't reassure you, nothing will.
What if my dog is scared of it?
We've heard that a lot. We've tested it on hundreds of dogs and they genuinely don't care. Keep it low, let them do their thing, and they'll forget it's even there.
Do I have to clean it?
Nope. The Swoop Bag wraps fully over the ring, so poop never touches the Catcher. No mess, no cleanup. 🙌
Do I have to carry it the whole walk?
Nope. We didn't want you walking around holding a poop stick like an idiot. Clip it to your hip and go hands-free.
What happens when I run out of bags?
You buy more. Duh. Grab refills anytime on the website, or subscribe so you're never caught bagless!
Where do you ship?
Worldwide, baby. 🌍 Every street deserves saving from rogue turds.